June 2012
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“I hate when consenting adults do things with their own bodies that aren’t what I...”
– Signed Slut Shamers, Who Apparently Have Nothing Better To Do Than Police Other People’s Consensual Sexual Activities (via deviantfemme)
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May 2012
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Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
rubyvroom:
lord-kitschener:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
There is a special place in hell for people who make those little mini-pockets, the ones that are like an inch deep and won’t hold anything and I...
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kill your conscious: popcornmassacre: Hey Tumblr,... →
popcornmassacre:
Hey Tumblr, let me tell you a little about you.
Early on, you felt much more mature than your age, and yet immature all the same. You always were the kind who wanted to sit at the adult table, learn big words to impress the big kids, excel past those who society says you…
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dynamic-punch:
when i try to draw feet
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Started TF2 recently
and I’ve pretty much stuck to the offline training mode, for the most part. too intimidated to play with real people rather than bots.
but I risked playing a real game, and though I died a lot and didn’t do anything useful, another Scout gave me a high five. it was the highlight of my day. ;u;
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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When life gives you lemons...
Katara: Give a long speech about how you hope that one day the lemons will transform into lemonade.
Sokka: Whine in a sarcastic way and wish they were meat.
Toph: Eat them, dummy. The sour means they're good for you.
Zuko: Ask life if you can trade the lemons for your honor.
Iroh: Make lemon tea, of course.
Azula: Shoot life with lightning until they give you an acceptable fruit. Like cherries. Without pits.
Ozai: Throw the lemons at your son in an Agni Kai.
Aang: ...make lemonade?
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For the confusèd among you.
Old English (Anglo-Saxon): Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."
Middle English: In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem.
Early Modern English: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love!
Modern English: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.
Pre-Historic English: "You know Bella, Jacob?" Lauren asked—in what I imagined was an insolent tone—from across the fire.
"We've sort of known each other since I was born," he laughed, smiling at me again.
"How nice." She didn't sound like she thought it was nice at all, and her pale, fishy eyes narrowed.
"Bella," she called again, watching my face carefully, "I was just saying to Tyler that it was too bad none of the Cullens could come out today. Didn't anyone think to invite them?" Her expression of concern was unconvincing.
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pyrates:
i’m so sorry to all the people who get to know me well
you are deceived into thinking you’re making friends with someone who is nice and quiet and normal and shy
and then i explode into this horrific mess of weirdness after i get comfortable talking to you and you’re like THIS ISN’T WHAT I ASKED FOR
i’m sorry
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sweet-bitsy:
polkadotcummerbund:
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
GHYAEY4ES9A5YAR
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