sit here in denial as I watch my city burn.
Thank goodness I can at least offer refuge to a friend who had to evacuate and whose house has likely gone up in smoke.
It sounds so thin, but best of luck to all those who are suffering due to the Waldo Canyon Fire.
And please, Fire, get the fuck out of this city.
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
“i’m not homophobic, i just think gay people shouldn’t—”
“i know i’m white, but i don’t see anything wrong with saying nig—”
“you’re so pretty for a dark—”
“yeah i’ll use your preferred pronouns, but you weren’t born a —”
“if women didn’t want sex, why would they—”