O.Side
Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

emwolfilie:

forgetful—lucy:

me me me me me

POC: White people please do not do this racist thing it hurts me
White People: But WHY should we not do this racist thing??? I have free speech and you cant stop me from doing this racist thing! Social justice! I demand an essay 20 pages 10 sources inline citations on why I should not do this racist thing. SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!!!! But WHYYYYY should I be constrained from doing this racist thing! I have rights!!!! You are too sensitive lighten up and I shall continue to do this racist thing!

nekosey:

THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP

cartoonfuntime:

you can have it all